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baroquen-sol:

waiter: how’s your meal?
shakira: it’s wonderful thanks
shakira’s hips: she hates it
shakira: son of a

(via strawbellies-blog)

my-own-universee:

I’m laughing so hard :’D

(Source: lityousei, via strawbellies-blog)

uchihabanera:

welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run

(via strawbellies-blog)

me and my girl talkin dirty

jxnc:

gf: babe what do you want me to do to you?

me: I want you to explain how Spongebob Squarepants seemed to be the only fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Everything in this underwater world we know as Bikini Bottom is pretty westernized in terms of its customs and general rules. so do they not have labor laws? Spongebob should only be working 40 hours a week because we all know that Mr. Krabs would never give Spongebob any overtime. So we can only assume that he has 2 days off. Being the only restaurant in Bikini Bottom would warrant it being open at least 6 days a week and that is far too many hours for Spongebob to be constantly working there. So who is the other fry cook? 

gf: hun i didn’t mean–

me: babe. who. is the other. fry cook.

(via gintokiis)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via ambieheartsturtlep0rn-deactivat)

septembercfawkes:

itsfranhey:

someone: wait why can’t you hang out later?

me: 

image

introverts everywhere.

(via tellthemblockb-deactivated20170)

Dad: [to children] Eat your vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like your mom!
(Camera pans out the window, mom is splitting enormous logs for kindling with a hand axe)

mynameisniji:

Seven members Seven seasons Seven parts of Block B

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